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Just so we're clear on the hierarchy of words....
One of the biggest mistakes traditional academics make is to take all words equally seriously. That is to say, academics who do not write for a non-scholarly audience tend to assume that it takes an equal length of time and effort to compose a journal article, an op-ed, or even a blog post. In reality, it's kind of like circuit training -- each activity exercises a different set of writing muscles (that said, journal articles require way more reps than other forms of writing).
I bring this up because I have now joined Twitter, in a desperate, far-too-late-effort to catch up to my FP colleague Mark Lynch -- who is securely ensconced in the FP Twitterati Top 100. Right now he's crushing me in terms of followers, so I warmly encourage all my readers to start following me on Twitter -- and then feel free to ignore my tweets.
Somewhat more seriously, my Twitter postings will mostly be on matters that are other off-topic for Foreign Policy or things I don't have time to develop into the long, nuanced sentences required for blogging. So, just to clarify for those academics in the audience, here is the official Hierarchy of Drezner Publications -- from highest degree of effort to lowest degree of effort:
- University press books
- Peer-refereed journal articles
- University press book chapters
- Editor-refereed essays
- Non-university press books and chapters
- Op-ed essays
- Commentaries for Marketplace
- Blog posts about Salma Hayek and zombies
- Other, lesser blog posts about trade, finance, etc.
- Twitter tweets/Facebook status updates
- Comments on friend's Facebook pages
- Mutterings under my breath while waiting for airport security
- Things I shout at the television during Red Sox-Yankee games
- Things I say at the bar on the third day of the American Political Science Association annual meeting after I have three vodka tonics in me.
- Things I say at the bar on the third day of the American Political Science Association annual meeting when completely sober.
Also, just an FYI -- usually you can write off a technology the moment I embrace it. So if tech stocks go down today, that's on me.
Snark was not invented in this century
As I said previously, I've been reading Liaquat Ahamed's Lords of Finance while in Basle. This seems appropriate, as the book recounts the creation of the Bank of International Settlements, among other events.
The book has been a fun and informative read, but I was particularly struck by an excerpt from a newspaper article that Ahamed quoted. The New York World decided to advise Americans travelling to France in the summer of 1926. At the time, the French were a bit tetchy about U.S. insistence that the French government repay its First World War debts in fill:
Don't boast in cafes that American currency is the only real honest-to-God money in the world. It isn't. Besides such bursts of financial patriotism are annoying to people who did not spend the years 1914 to 1916 accumulating world credit by selling munitions, cotton and wheat to other nations which were busy with a war....
Don't confide to your fellow passengers on raileay trains that America is the most generous of creditors because America has cancelled all that part of debts which nobody can collect. Talk instead of our prowess in tennis, golf or Prohibition. It comes with better grace.
Is it just me, or does that seem much snarkier than most commentary you would read today?





