The last redoubt of the thwarted policy wonk

Posted By Daniel W. Drezner Wednesday, July 22, 2009 - 4:05 PM

The implicit message in Steve Walt's ten commandments for foreign policy wonks is that if you dare to violate any of these commandments, ~~the Council on Foreign Relations~~ ~~Henry Kissinger~~ God will strike you down with a mark and brand you for life as unworthy of wonkdom.

Some of Walt's commandments hold, and some of them don't (who's getting pilloried on Cuba nowadays?), but there's an important corollary to these commandments that needs to be highlighted:

If thou hast deviated from the consensus of the foreign policy community, thou shalt go to the tallest mountain, and rend one's clothing, and scream from the top of thine lungs like Charlton Heston in Planet of the Apes/Soylent Green, and declare that the mark of transgression itself is proof that thou must be right.

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I will not tolerate an inflatable truck.... gap

Posted By Daniel W. Drezner Wednesday, August 27, 2008 - 2:56 PM

I see the Patterson School has engaged in provocative and bellicose rhetoric to try and cow the Fletcher School and other policy schools into more docile behavior -- under the guise of claiming that they are only acquiring "defensive" weapons. I see that Georgetown has treated this threat as nothing more than empty bluster. They are likely correct. However, such rhetoric cannot be tolerated without consequence. I therefore propose ending this mine-shaft gap mobilizing the defensive alliance among APSIA schools (thank God that Patterson is not a member) and that we pool our resources to revive supremacy in our inflatable air power.

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