I have no doubt that hundreds of tabloid writers and millions of Americans are salivating over Jennifer Lopez's third marriage -- this time to Latin crooner Marc Anthony. [There are other reasons millions of Americans might salivate over J. Lo--ed. You know my preferences when it comes to Latino film stars.] Far be it for...

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DAVID

4:59 AM ET

June 8, 2004

Her next marriage ought to be

Her next marriage ought to be to someone named "Luc."

You'll get it if you think for a minute.

 

DUTCH

5:00 AM ET

June 8, 2004

You're a creepy dude DD.

You're a creepy dude DD.

 

DAVID THOMSON

10:02 AM ET

June 8, 2004

The marriage will probably be

The marriage will probably be on the ropes within three months. Divorce papers may likely be filed before November’s election.

 

PINCHER MARTIN

11:16 AM ET

June 8, 2004

It's always good to see Dan

It's always good to see Dan take on the really tough issues that other political scientists avoid.

 

FINGEROWNER

11:19 AM ET

June 8, 2004

In keeping with this blog's

In keeping with this blog's general theme, let me say that I hope the happy couple is able to erect impenetrable protectionist barriers around their marriage, and drastically limit the outsourcing of their affection to others.

 

CRESCAT SENTENTIA

1:02 PM ET

June 8, 2004

it takes two Dan Drezner has

it takes two

Dan Drezner has a long post about Jennifer Lopez's marriage to Marc Anthony. I just want to note that -- ashamed as I am to own a Jennifer Lopez CD (I bought it in high school!), her old duet "No...

 

OUTSIDE THE BELTWAY

2:07 PM ET

June 8, 2004

J-Lo Marries, Again Somehow,

J-Lo Marries, Again

Somehow, this event has been overshadowed by the celebration of the men of D-Day and the death of one of the most influential leaders in...

 

JIM

2:08 PM ET

June 8, 2004

HA! Shit like this is why I

HA! Shit like this is why I keep coming here.

 

JACOB T. LEVY

2:37 PM ET

June 8, 2004

[sighing, shaking head]

[sighing, shaking head]

 

AL

2:47 PM ET

June 8, 2004

It's nice to see Dan get back

It's nice to see Dan get back to some serious writing, instead of trolling for hits with those outsourcing posts.

 

ANDY

4:39 PM ET

June 8, 2004

Spears' -- with an

Spears' -- with an apostrophe. Spears has lasted 22 years on this fair earth. Spears' marriage lasted about that many hours.

(I would even argue for "Spears's," with the apostrophe-S, because one actually says "Spearses," pronouncing the extra S-sound, Gollum-like ... "Tasssty Spearses, my preciousss!")

I'm always impressed that Mrs. Drezner is so cool with the pin-ups fixation. Way to hang, Mrs. D.! Keep up the good work, Mr. D.!

 

MATTJ

5:01 PM ET

June 8, 2004

One can easily make the claim

One can easily make the claim that Anthony is the best singer of the lot, but one could also say he's the best actor of the lot -- Anthony's one film appearance was a lovely turn as the mute waiter in Big Night.

This Marc Anthony?

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004711/

He's been in lots of films. I thought he was pretty good in Man on Fire.

 

ZATHRAS

5:02 PM ET

June 8, 2004

Dan: Please stop. The

Dan: Please stop.

The possibilities for future posts on the celebrity set are just endless. You could go on for pages on the Kobe Bryant rape case alone. You could make the Drezner site "the world headquarters for hot reviews of celebrity apparel lines." You could even bring the whole blogosphere into disrepute with the mainstream press!

By the way, did you know that Janet Jackson has another personality that the AP didn't write about. This is Janette, an expert on tariff law and intellectual property, who STILL has a crush on Barry Manilow.

 

ZACH

5:05 PM ET

June 8, 2004

J-Lo jumped the ass, er,

J-Lo jumped the ass, er, shark, shortly after "Out of Sight" - her only good acting job to date.

 

KEVIN

5:18 PM ET

June 8, 2004

Shouldn't that technically be

Shouldn't that technically be "preferences when it comes to *Latina* film stars"?

 

KARL

6:19 PM ET

June 8, 2004

And I can't decide whether

And I can't decide whether "Marcifer" is catchier than "Manifer."

 

PEJMANESQUE

7:05 PM ET

June 8, 2004

THE EVOLUTION OF J. LO. I

THE EVOLUTION OF J. LO.

I didn't think a case could be made on this issue, but apparently, it can....

 

ALICE

2:51 AM ET

June 9, 2004

Dear Dan, Janthony's so

Dear Dan,
Janthony's so pensive in the picture, all alone in the corner. What's she thinking about? Where she left her trousers?

Love,
A.Jo.

 

BEGGING TO DIFFER

3:56 AM ET

June 9, 2004

AVRIL TO FRED DURST: DROP

AVRIL TO FRED DURST: DROP DEAD

I know there was a reason I like Avril! Sure, she might need a lot of help writing her songs, and she looked as if she hadn't eaten in three months, and from listening to her talk she sounds dumber...

 

JOHN CUNNINGHAM

4:59 AM ET

June 9, 2004

I for one hope that Jennifer

I for one hope that Jennifer and Marc's marriage lasts far longer than the lifespan of the lackwit enterprise, Air America, which I think will be defunct by Nov. 3.

 

DAVE F

9:42 AM ET

June 9, 2004

To marry Don Johnson once

To marry Don Johnson once might be considered unfortunate. To marry him twice is sheer carelessness. No defence!

 

PEJMANESQUE

11:12 PM ET

June 23, 2004

MISTAKEN IDENTITY? Check out

MISTAKEN IDENTITY?

Check out what this blogger has to say about yours truly: Pejmanesque Another view from the Iranian-American diaspora, this time from a young man. His blog is very elaborate, discussing a lot of politics but can be as silly as...

 

VOICED

9:54 PM ET

September 11, 2004

Jennifer Lopez has the

Jennifer Lopez has the profile of an unstable person: marrying too many times, not marrying the person she should have married, etc. SHE WILL BE SIMILAR TO MARILYN MONROE AND/OR ELIZ TAYLOR, which is UNHAPPY, lost, unfulfilled...j lo's marriage won't last BECAUSE she married on a rebound from the BENnifer connection...Marc can't bring her happiness; that is Self attained through spritual efforts.

 

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Daniel W. Drezner is professor of international politics at the Fletcher School of Law and Diplomacy at Tufts University.

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