Tuesday, September 18, 2007 - 7:29 PM
Nebraska State Senator Ernie Chambers has had enough of plagues, famines, droughts, hurricanes, and genocides. Chambers considers these incidents to be terrorists acts. To stop them, he's suing the person responsible for them?God. Chambers, who before becoming a state legislator was a barber, filed a lawsuit last Friday in Nebraska's Douglas County District Court, naming himself as the plaintiff and God as the defendant, a permanent injunction "ordering defendant to cease certain harmful activities and the making of terroristic threats."You can read the whole court filing by clicking here. Before the Voloh Conspiracy and Opinio Juris get a hold of this, I have to sday that my favorite bit is this: "Defendant has made and continues to make terroristic threats of grave harm to innumerable persons." Whoa there -- Chambers has concrete information about these new threats? After an allegation like that, if I was God's lawyer I'd advise him to
Before the Volo[k]h Conspiracy and Opinio Juris get a hold of this
Too late
"plagues, famines, droughts, hurricanes, and genocides." Nebraska? Isn't he really after Tornadoes!
Don't we have to wake up George Burns and bring in Morgan Freeman and Alanis Morissette to represent the defendents? They've all been god before.
You should read Elie Wiesel's "The Trial of God" (which is a genuinely spectacular book/play). Pay especial attention to who your character (God's defense attorney) is.... ;-)
Right...where's God going to find a lawyer?
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Daniel W. Drezner is professor of international politics at the Fletcher School of Law and Diplomacy at Tufts University.
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