Things are hard all over the economy

Wed, 01/07/2009 - 5:15pm

After bailouts designed to pump up the flagging finance and auto sectors, you knew that this was going to come at some point: 

As the 2009 AVN Adult Expo opens in Las Vegas this week, Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis and HUSTLER magazine publisher Larry Flynt are petitioning the newly convened 111th Congress to provide a financial bailout for the adult entertainment industry along the lines of what is being sought by the Big Three automakers, a spokesperson for Francis announced today.

Adult industry leaders Flynt and Francis sent a joint request to Congress asking for $5 billion in federal assistance, "Just to see us through hard times," Francis said. "Congress seems willing to help shore up our nation's most important businesses, we feel we deserve the same consideration. In difficult economic times, Americans turn to entertainment for relief. More and more, the kind of entertainment they turn to is adult entertainment."

But according to Flynt the recession has acted like a national cold shower. "People are too depressed to be sexually active," Flynt says, "This is very unhealthy as a nation. Americans can do without cars and such but they cannot do without sex."

While not to the degree felt by banks and automakers, the Adult Entertainment industry has been hit by the effects of the economic downturn. DVD sales and rentals have decreased by 22 percent in the past year as viewers turn to the internet for adult entertainment.

Crazy as this sounds, Flynt and Francis do make one penetrating insight in their complaint -- adult entertainment sales and rentals are shrinking much more quickly than overall DVD sales and rentals.  So it would be fair to say that compared to mainstream Hollywood, the adult entertainment sector is getting pounded.  Unless the economy can manage to mount a robust and vigorous upturn sometime soon, it makes sense for the adult entertainment industry to beg for a more direct and forceful stimulus package. 

Hat tip:  Free Exchange



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I have one question.

How many of those puns were intentional?

I have one answer

What puns?

you dont say !

Professor, why act like a boob:-)

I smell Pulitzer

Do they give one out for "most erotic article published in a serious foreign policy periodical"?

Well I'm glad I came.

Ronit, it's the other side of international relations. Remember, the personal is political.

Glad to know I wasn't the only one giggling at "stimulus package".

Hard Times at Hustler High

For some reason I thought that, for the porn industry, "hard" times were a GOOD thing!

[Sorry; couldn't resist! I'll refrain from any "fluffer" comments.]

When times get hard, the hard

When times get hard, the hard get soft?

On a serious note - These guys have to be kidding!!

Isn't the reason DVD sales

Isn't the reason DVD sales and rentals in the Adult entertainment go down the same why Hollywood began suing Internet sources like Napster?

And wasn't there something about: serious conditions of hunger cause sexual organs to not function anymore? I doubt that depression works the same way.

On the other hand, this is new rent seeking strategy, just shows how innovative this market segment seems to be.

Well - think about it....

We may see a shift in the erotic marketplace, from print and video demand - to something more substantial. If you know what I mean.

Consider all those flyblown residential complexes in the desert outside of Los Angeles, the empty ones. What could be more natural than for informal cathouses to move in, not to mention the 'down and out' which can be both providers and consumers of their 'natural' services?

In any case I see no reason to subsidize 'Hustler' - one suspects that if Flynt goes bust cheaper alternatives will grow erect (er I mean rise) naturally....

A return to the values of the Old West....

When men were men, women were women, and all was well.....

Permit me to give you one of the cleaner stanzas from a classic of American poetry - the Ballad of Eskimo Nell:

So pull up a chair and stand me a drink,
And a tale to you I'll tell
About Dead-Eye Dick and Mexican Pete
And a harlot named Eskimo Nell