Monday, January 26, 2009 - 2:10 PM
Davos -- a.k.a., the World Economic Forum -- is upon us, and there are conflicting reports about the overall attendance at the conference. There is a general consensus, however, that politicians will be overshadowing businessmen at this year's conclave.
This is all to the good. World trade is shrinking for the first time since the early eighties. Perhaps getting the best political telent on the planet together in Switzerland will shake the policy gridlock loose.
Consider, for example, New York governor David Paterson. Fresh from his meticuluous, classy, and error-free selection of Hillary Clinton's replacement for the Senate, Paterson is headed for Davos. Here are his deep thoughts on why he is going:
[The] question involved Mr. Paterson’s trip to Davos, Switzerland, which his office announced on Saturday. Much of the five-day forum will focus on how countries and central banks can address the global downturn, and Mr. Paterson said the United States stood to gain by lending money to other countries.
“There’s an immense opportunity if we use some of those resources to try and make loans available to other countries,” he said. “It would give us bigger resources for the taxpayers.”
“There’s a desire to have leaders from around the country be in Davos to talk about the interests of a lot of countries right now whose exports are limited,” he said, before leaving the hotel.
A contest for readers: convert Paterson's answer into coherent prose. Bonus points if you can convert it into prose that justifies Paterson's trip.
UPDATE: Apparently Paterson couldn't convert this answer into plain English either -- he's changed his mind about going to Davos.
Babblefish Version of Patterson
We have banks in New York that make loans. Since we tax business activity in New York, we like banks making lots of laons, that we can tax. So me, and some other governors who have states with banks in them, want to be in Davos to convince super-rich super-genius people to get even further in hock to banks located, we hope, in New York. Before those banks go bust and deprive New York government of tax revenue.
Good effort, Appalled Moderate. One small correction:
"We have banks in New York that [USED TO] make loans."
A late-breaking update:
"Responding to a reporter's suggestion Monday that it would be wiser for him to tackle the deficit rather than go to Europe, Paterson said, 'That's a good idea, I think I'll stay here.'"
That story isn't from the Onion, it's from Newsday.
"After a week like the last one I just gotta get out of this place! I feel like Elliot on a skirt chase! Davos sounds just the thing; I can phone in instructions to my new Senator like Kerry did"....
I wonder whether Blago will be seen in Davos. Oh, that's right - he's otherwise occupied this week! But if the Illinois House works fast, perhaps he can still make it.
The World Economics Forum announced that a breathtaking break with Davos tradition, they are actually admitting ordinary citizens to this year's Davos event!
A stunning breakthrough!
http://www.weforum.org/en/media/Latest%20Press%20Releases/YouTubeMySpaceAM2009
Well, admittedly only two of them, and they have to work for their admittance as camera holders. Probably won't be allowed to speak to their betters, at least not in scheduled events. But still, it's a slight concession to the commons in today's version of the Estate-General.
I feel sorry for David Paterson about his recent setbacks. There are good things about Governor Paterson. He seems to be reasonably honest. The Kennedy candidacy was not of his making. In the end he made the political choice that Caroline Kennedy would make a decent US Senator, only to have it thrown back in his face.
The comments of his aides were excessive, but politicians can't always control what the staff says, particularly if (as seems likely) some of the staff was hired by the previous governor Elliot Spitzer.
Contrast how the appointment was handled in New York with how it went in Illinois, and Paterson starts to look much, much better. I think Paterson is unjustly suffering by the wave of public cynicism unleashed by events in Illinois....
I think the commentariat has been entirely too snarky about poor Governor P. He was elected as the Lt. Governor, for which he basically needed to be housetrained so as not to leave unsightly messes about. Much like our current Vice President, the Honorable Joseph Biden (who leaves rhetorical messes instead).
What do people expect, especially when fate hands Mr. Paterson a dogs breakfast such as the thankfully deceased celebrity candidacy of Caroline Kennedy? He couldn't put a step right no matter what he did! Had he rejected CK he would have aliented the Kennedy-worshipers and the Kennedy clan, which a wise man doesn't do. With application she might have made herself into a decent Senator in a few years, as her predecessor did.
But apparently she was harboring doubts which she didn't see fit to share with the Governor. So when she backed out she left him with egg all over his face! I don't blame Paterson for being irritated though it would have been best to keep it to himself. I DO blame CK for handing him a mess; they are supposed to be political allies at least vaguely.
Daniel W. Drezner is professor of international politics at the Fletcher School of Law and Diplomacy at Tufts University.
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