Monday, February 8, 2010 - 3:37 AM

Your humble blogger watched the Super Bowl and found it both surprising and entertaining. I'd read so many paeans to Peyton Manning over the past week that I'd come to believe that the game itself was just a formality. Oops.
The ads, however, have made me fear for America. The Super Bowl is the place to launch memorable campaigns. For most of my adult life, I can remember laughing pretty hard at a couple of the ads at the very least.
This year? Dear God, they were abysmal. It's telling that the funniest one was the Snickers spot featuring Betty White and Abe Vigoda. And the Coke ad featuring The Simpsons was kind of intriguing, with a very anti-populist message.
Other than that, the ads showed as much snappiness as The Who's halftime show -- which is to say, none at all. There were back-to-back ads where the joke was not wearing pants. My son described the Intel ad as "kind of creepy." The Audi Green ad was so over-the-top about eco-protection that for 90 percent of the ad I thought it was trying to covince Americans to block any measures to halt global warming. This Bridgestone ad was downright offensive. And, as near as I can figure, all of the Bud Light ads were designed by people forced to imbibe at least a keg of their product.
Screw the National Export Initiative -- the Obama administration should set minimal quality standards for Super Bowl ads.
The Brett Favre-at-fifty ad was funny (and hats off for Brett Favre for being willing to poke fun at himself like that). I also like the "Green Police" ad, and the "human bridge"ad was funny.
That said, they were unusually dry this year. There were also some boring repetitions, like the return of the E-Trade Baby (yawn) and the yet-another-GoDaddy.com ad that's exactly like the one before it, which was like the one before it, and so forth.
Other than that, the ads showed as much snappiness as The Who's halftime show
Man, they looked old and worn out. Springstein and Tom Petty were much more energetic than that, but even then, seriously - why can't they actually pick some more contemporary performers?
I think you forgot to mention ...
... what I think is a Super Bowl first: an ad with a clear reference to masturbation. I forget the product - was it a camera phone? It involved a woman in a bathtub sending her picture to various people, and a boy who wouldn't come out of a locked bathroom a la Portnoy. Don't think I've seen THAT at the Super Bowl before. But it wasn't especially clever.
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Daniel W. Drezner is professor of international politics at the Fletcher School of Law and Diplomacy at Tufts University.
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