Tuesday, March 16, 2010 - 6:22 PM
Longtime readers might recall this August post about how international relations theory would cope with a zombie attack, which in turn prompted further blog inquiries from other disciplines.
The trigger for that post was a mathematical simulation by Carelton University researchers that came to a bummer of a conclusion:
An outbreak of zombies infecting humans is likely to be disastrous, unless extremely aggressive tactics are employed against the undead.... A zombie outbreak is likely to lead to the collapse of civilization, unless it is dealt with quickly.
Well, hold everything! Richard Nielson at the Social Science Statistics Blog alerts us to new research on the matter from Blake Messer:
The latter problem may be less intuitive so I'll explain my reasoning: Humans who survive the initial outbreak survive for a reason. Disproportionately, they were faster, smarter, and stronger to begin with than their fallen peers. Even if they weren't, they were luckier and have probably been able to, at least, find a more defensible location than where they started at round zero of the outbreak, increasing their chances of survival simply by virtue of having survived the early rounds of the outbreak.
So, I constructed a computational agent-based zombie outbreak model to test how my assumptions might alter the solution.
His result seems pretty encouraging:
[T]he [Carelton University] team's model leaves something more profound out the equation: human capacity for ex-post organization and response. When accounting for these things, I can find scenarios of large initial zombie outbreaks that, when followed by quick adoption of strong anti-zombie defense policies may help pockets, or even large fractions of civilization to ward off the impending doom of mass zombie infection! How exciting!
Phew!! Sounds like an uprising of the undead won't be as calamitous as we originally thought.
Except that then we get to Gabriel Rossman's sociological take:
[If] the Romero movies have taught us anything, it’s that the defensive resources are only effective if they aren’t sabotaged by the internal squabbles of humans. (If you’re not familiar with Romero’s movies, think of what Newman from Seinfeld did in “Jurassic Park”). Thus you’d have to add another parameter, which is the probability in any given period that some jackass sabotages the defensive perimeter, steals the battle bus, etc. If such sabotage eliminates or even appreciably reduces the “safe area” efficacy then human survival in the “safe areas” is contingent on the act of sabotage not occurring....
So a more elaborated model would not only have to add in parameters for spatial heterogeneity, but also human sabotage.
The man has a point. Indeed, other zombie enthusiasts have made related points:
[T]he prospect of a zombie apocalypse actually represents a chance to throw off the constrictive fetters of society, shoot your neighbours in the face, steal some guns and a car, and drive off into the sunrise, taking along only those friends and family you trust and care about the most. As such, it represents a simplifying of life.
However, part of what needs to be figured out is whether there is any organizational cohesion in the wake of a zombie attack. As the Carnegie school of political organizations would suggest, organizations exist in part to compensate for the stupidity bounded rationality of individuals. Perhaps hierarchy and standard operating procedures in the wake of zombie attacks would help prevent the kind of sabotage discussed by Rossman.
And yet. If bureaucratic conflicts and organizational pathologies hamper effective counter-terrorism policies, imagine the effect they would have on anti-zombie policies. The bureaucratic turf wars would be significant. Quelling the rise of the undead would require significant interagency coordination. In the United States, one could easily envisage major roles for the Departments of State, Defense, Justice, Homeland Security, Transportation, and Health and Human Services. This does not include autonomous or semi-autonomous agencies like the Federal Emergency Management Agency, Environmental Protection Agency, Food and Drug Administration, Center for Disease Control, and the myriad intelligence agencies.
So the ability of organizations to adapt to an army of the undead is an open question. Clearly, further research in this area is desperately needed.
Developing.....
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May I recommend the book World War Z: An oral history of the Zombie War, by author Max Brooks. It gives great insight into how humans react to the war with the undead, including how government institutions deal with the ensuing chaos.
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"If bureaucratic conflicts and organizational pathologies hamper effective counter-terrorism policies, imagine the effect they would have on anti-zombie policies."
Maybe it takes a zombies attack for the various government agencies to put their sh*t toghether and improve interagency coordination, although, to be fair, things have improved since 9/11.
It is such a pity we cannot actually run a lab experiment to test various hypotheses regarding the complex web of connections that could be putting the undead into motion to take over our world (com'on, there should be at least a bit of conspiracy theory flavor behind all this zombie attack! i.e. Chemical Ali was also cloning zombies in a secret facility in the Mongolian plateau in an under-cover facility sponsored by the aquatic, flightless inhabitants of the Tierra del Fuego), and then sketch the potential ways in which institutions could adapt when facing such... unconventional actors (be they zombies or rebellious Antarctic birds).
It's a no brainer that the first thing intel agencies should do is to put Pierce Brosnan on the payroll (noooooo worries, the Brits won't cry for him) and send him out there to establish the connection between the rise of zombies, global warming, Dr. Merkwürdigeliebe and the rebels on the edges of the Foundation.
This is very far off the realm of any IR theories, but a hell lot more fun than my readings for the evening that would suggest that "zombies are what states/we make of them." But you have already touched upon this in your initial post on zombies back in August.
Your assessment, and that of the good folks at Carelton University, takes for granted two important assumptions; first, that the members of the bureaucratic organizations would survive in coherent enough numbers to actually respond - a common oversight. Never one to "waste a good disaster" I once pulled a proposed statewide disaster exercise back from the brink of cancellation by suggesting that one of the executives ( who was being called out-of-town unexpectedly ) simply be written off as an initial casualty. Some of my colleagues looked at me like I was the second coming of H.G. Wells.
Secondly, given the proliferation of "reality" programming, "apocalyptic" and "paranormal" subject matter on formerly "educational" cable channels, and the tendency of late for both major political parties to devour their own members, one is compelled to ask whether the zombies haven't, in fact, taken over.
And how did we miss it? There must have been something on television...
Aren't all the coefficients and parameters in the algorithms used to make these zombie attack models really, really arbitrary to begin with, since we're talking about a totally made up enemy? How can you really have any debate about survivability and strategy then? I know it's just a fun diversion but...well but nothing I guess I'm just a curmudgeon!
Daniel W. Drezner is professor of international politics at the Fletcher School of Law and Diplomacy at Tufts University.
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