Yesterday Rush Limbaugh asked a former U.S. serviceman who called into his show a totally-hypothetical-and-not-in-any-way-designed-to-impugn-the-patriotism-of-the-sitting-president-kind of question: 

Are you aware of any military contingency plans for a president who might not be your prototypical pro-America president? Are there contingency plans to deal with a president who may not believe that the United States is the solution to the world's problems?

Marc Ambinder provides both a succinct ("No.") and a more detailed answer.  Now, some readers might take umbrage at the partisanship of Limbaugh's question, but I think it dovetails nicely with some recent research interests of my own.  In particular:  what would happen if the president was under threat of turning into a zombie? 

Let's break this down into two phases:  A) a president who's been bitten but is still clearly human; and B) an undead POTUS. 

The first situation could distort the government's initial policy responses.    After all, the actors with the most immediate stake in sabotaging any attack on zombies are those who have been bitten by zombies, and the human relatives of zombies. By definition, the moment humans are bitten, they will inevitably become zombies. This fact can dramatically alter their preferences. This change of mind occurs in many zombie films. In George Romero's Land of the Dead (2005), the character of Cholo has the most militant anti-zombie attitude at the outset of the film. After he is bitten, however, he decides that he wants to "see how the other half lives." In Peter Jackson's Dead Alive (2002), as well as Romero's Dawn of the Dead (1978) and Survival of the Dead (2010), family members keep their undead relatives hidden from security and paramilitary forces.  

Clearly, soon-to-be-ghouls and their relatives can hamper policy implementation.  One would expect a soon-to-be POTUS to order research efforts on finding a cure rather than focusing on prevention, for example. 

If the situation is unclear when the president is infected, all hell breaks lose once he becomes a member of the differently animated.  The law here is extremely murky.  From Ambinder:

The Presidential Succession Act of 1947 spells out a procedure. Let's look at 3 USC 19, subsection "E."  We're dealing with a situation where there is no President, no Vice President, no Speaker of the House and no President Pro Tempore. The law then appoints the Secretary of State as President until either the end of the current president's term in office OR someone higher in the chain of command suddenly re-appears or recovers from injuries and is able to discharge the powers of office.  (The Secretary of Defense is sixth in line, after the Secretary of the Treasury.)

This seems clear: If it's not clear, after some sort of decapitation attack, whether the President, the Vice President or the two Congressional successors are alive, or if they're all alive but disabled, then the Cabinet secretaries become acting President -- until and unless a "prior entitled individual" is able to act.

Let's say that the POTUS, the VPOTUS, the Speaker and the President Pro Tempore are all injured; only the Vice President recovers. As soon as that person is eligible, he or she can "bump" the Acting President aside whenever he wants....

The problem is that, in a catastrophic emergency, the people who need to know who is in charge might not have the resources to find this out immediately. These people are, in particular, the Secret Service, and the folks who execute lawful orders from the National Command Authority (which is another name for the commander in chief's executive powers).

Well, then what the hell happens if a president is bitten by a zombie, dies, and then becomes a zombie?  It seems to me that the Presidential Succession Act of 1947 doesn't cover this contingency. 

There is also the question of the conflicting bureaucratic imperatives that some organizations, like the Secret Service, would face in this scenario.  For example, in Brian Keene's The Rising, the U.S. government falls apart almost immediately. A key trigger was the Secret Service's difficulties altering their In divining bureaucratic preferences, where you stand depends on who you eat. standard operating procedures. After the president turned into a zombie, he started devouring the secretary of state. As a result, "one Secret Service agent drew his weapon on the undead Commander-in-Chief, and a second agent immediately shot the first." 

I think the lesson to draw here for Rush and others is that in divining both bureaucratic and presidential preferences, where you stand depends on who you eat. 

I hereby applaud Rush for being brave enough to highlight this troublesome question during a week when nothing else is going on in the world

 

KIESELGUHR KID

2:10 PM ET

March 24, 2011

Precedent

Didn't we already handle this problem with post-stroke Wilson or possibly with Reagan? Presumably just the balance of power between the President and his aides changes, maybe the White House Chef gets a puff interview with SUsan Stamberg where he talks about the challenges of cooking with brains, and we just muddle on through.

 

CEOUNICOM

6:06 PM ET

March 24, 2011

Coming soon! Zombama II: Government DEADLOCK

what would happen if the president was under threat of turning into a zombie?

Hmm.

Well, first off the speeches would have far fewer meaningless catchphrases, more "Braaaainssss....."

...and Nancy Pelosi wouldn't feel so lonely anymore.

Honestly though, from a policy perspective, I'm not sure things would be any worse off. Or even noticably different. You might as well assume all the defenders of ObamaCare (e.g. "The Health Information Campaign") have either been eaten or infected and are out decomposing in the swamps of the Patomic

That said..

.""Are you aware of any military contingency plans for a president who might not be your prototypical pro-America president?""

I don't take umbrage at the 'partisanship', if that's what you want to call it - I take issue with rhetorical M.O., which is frankly extremely sleazy and morally repugnant. His "might not be" phrase is used as "as we AS WELL KNOW HE IS NOT" (i.e. the 'classical understatement' method)

I find this sort off thing gross and intellectually dishonest when any side of the partisan spectrum engages it. I dont even want to dwell on the 'taken for granted' assumption that 'anti-american' people somehow manage to run for freaking *president*.... and Win? I guess Rush's definition of 'Anti American' is basically, 'anyone not nodding when I speak'

Also - I'm wondering exactly how "the US" is supposed to be "the solution to the world's problems" again....?? General Washington? Any thoughts?...

The great rule of conduct for us, in regard to foreign nations, is in extending our commercial relations, and to have with them as little political connection as possible...

Hmm.

Jefferson?

""....[We should] seek peace, commerce, and honest friendship with all nations, entangling alliances with none." ...

Anti-Amercans??

 

GRANT

4:21 AM ET

March 25, 2011

I have to seriously disagree

I have to seriously disagree on this point of Limbaugh's question. While it might be relevant for cases where a president's loyalty and commitment to the country could be demonstrably altered in a matter of moments (such as being infected with the ZMB-1 virus) Limbaugh was simply asking this question out of political dislike and that sort of question should never be asked purely out of personal dislike.

 

PELLIOT

1:53 PM ET

March 27, 2011

Does your place of birth change?

Say there's a US president, born on American soil and thus an American citizen. But, said president is "bitten by a zombie, dies, and then becomes a zombie." Isn't the occupant of the president's body thus replaced by a zombie whose new place of birth is Hell, and thus has no claim to authority?? Man it feels good to figure out constitutional issues in the morning...

 

GRANT

9:31 PM ET

March 27, 2011

Not really, there isn't much

Not really, there isn't much that I'm aware of in commonly accepted zombie mythos to suggest that zombies have any connection with the Judeo-Christian Islamic place known as Hell. Besides which, even if zombies did have a connection with Hell that still wouldn't change the fact that the person named Barack Hussein Obama was born in land that belonged to the United States. Lastly even if it did through some strange mechanism cause him to be born in Hell that still shouldn't be a problem. So many presidents of the United States have been accused of being the devil that I'm sure Hell would be part of our sovereign territory.

 

ADMIRALDIGBY

3:53 PM ET

April 2, 2011

Zombie "Place of Birth"

The PoB for a zombie would be where he/she is reanimated.

If the POTUS were to turn undead in say , Poland , then his undead certificate would say "Poland" and I'd say he/she would be disqualified from holding that particular office .

 

FREEROVINGBOVINE

3:07 PM ET

March 27, 2011

Vegan Zombies

Before viewing DWD's book presentation on C-Span this morning I was reading Colin Campbell's Huffington Post article "President Clinton's Intervention in the Health Debate Is Momentous" http://www.huffingtonpost.com/t-colin-campbell/president-clintons-interv_b_748981.html.

When will the Adkins zombies realize they are sucking the life out of our health care system by creating all these preventable, but hugely expensive diseases?

 

JAYDEE001

3:15 PM ET

March 31, 2011

Nice tongue in cheek commentary

Yes - it seems inevitable that the fat-assed, drug-abusing draft-dodger Limbaugh would spend his time airing questions of such an august nature when so many other truly significant world events are passing by.

Of course, those who listen to Limb-erger are always more interested in questioning the patriotism of a sitting president than in following the real news of the world and trying to understand them.

 

Daniel W. Drezner is professor of international politics at the Fletcher School of Law and Diplomacy at Tufts University.

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