The Official Blog Son and I were lucky enough to catch Team USA's thrilling come-from-behind victory over Brazil in the FIFA Women's World Cup. It was a great and controversial game, sure to be replayed on ESPN Classic for years to come. It also got me to thinking about how prominent thinkers and writers about world politics would use the game as a hook for their foreign affairs columns and op-eds this week. Here are their opening paragraphs:

Tom Friedman:

I was quaffing hearty German pilsners with FIFA President Sepp Blatter in a luxury box in Dresden's Glücksgas Stadium (try the bratwurst!!) when he said something that hit me like a thunderbolt: "I can't understand why there's so much demand for video replay in soccer. You know, there is no instant replay in the real world." And really, that's what the global economy is like -- a fast-speed, arcing bullet of a free kick with no time to press the pause button. You have to use every part of your being -- your legs, your head, though admittedly not your arms -- just to keep pace.

Anne-Marie Slaughter:

Watching the thrilling run of the Americans leading up to Abby Wambach's header, I was struck by the complex, free-flowing sequence of passes that got the ball from the American end to Megan Rapinoe's left foot. It was such a seamless, interlaced network of exchanges -- dare I call it a web of them? -- that moved the ball forward. As the passes moved from one player to another, I bet social networking technologies moved even faster, alerting Americans that a Big Moment was about to happen. In winning, the United States showed the power of webbed networks -- or is it networked webs? -- yet again.

Kishore Mahbubani:

All of the Western media will focus on the "theatrics" of the USA-Brazil game, but it doesn't matter. This was an intramural match between Western Hemisphere teams, which means it was irrelevant. Japan's stunning upset of host Germany in the quarterfinals is the real story of this World Cup, yet another signal of how the one remaining Asian team will leave the three "Western" teams still alive in the dust.

Charles Krauthammer:

This was an example of American exceptionalism and American will to power at its finest. Battling a set of rules and referees that were clearly anti-American in their effect, the noble U.S. side displayed dogged determination and grit, vanquishing their Brazilian counterparts. The only black mark on the U.S. side was the timidity of the U.S. coach Pia Sundhage in obeying FIFA's absurd and corrupt rules. Sundhage, from that socialist bastion of meek multilateralism that is Sweden, adhered to the letter of FIFA law in pulling Rachel Buehler after she was "red-carded." A true American coach would have instead followed the spirit of the law and sent an 11th player onto the pitch in place of the unjustly accused Buehler.

Glenn Greenwald:

Americans will thump their chests, display their brassy jingoism, and bray to the heavens about how the refereeing in this game was "unfair" or "ridiculous." They'll claim that the referee's red card of Buehler and mandated do-over of the penalty kick during regular time was "anti-American." They'll overlook the fact that the Australian ref could have midfielder Carli Lloyd off the field for a flagrant, deliberate handball but didn't. They'll overlook the granting of a re-kick for U.S. player Shannon Boxx during the penalty kick phase. They'll overlook the aesthetic beauty of Brazilian star Marta's soccer artistry. They'll overlook the arrogance of U.S. goalkeeper Hope Solo -- a perfect American name if there ever was one -- as she had the audacity to question the ref (if the officials weren't so obviously in Corporate America's back pocket, Solo would have been red-carded). They'll overlook the fact that the extra half-hour of play insidiously stacked the deck for the Americans, rewarding their better conditioning against the poorer and put-upon Brazilians. They'll overlook the 158 other things that I will now lay out in excruciating detail. Only when WikiLeaks focuses its might on FIFA will the soccer world be more just.

Robert D. Kaplan:

The sweltering heat in Dresden clearly began to affect the crowd. They booed the Brazilian star Marta with all of her touches. You could sense a growing danger as the boos grew louder. The German fans, upset at seeing their own team get knocked out, had clearly decided to side with their tribal allies. It is likely that only Wambach's header prevented what would have been an unruly German/American riot, breaking down the tenuous social fabric. The riot would have started in the heart of Europe, but I have every confidence that, before long, the unrest would have spread to Halford MacKinder's heartland in the middle of Eurasia.

Gideon Rachman

This match crystallized both the promise and the peril of the rising BRIC powers as they assume more responsibilities in global governance. The game put FIFA's many problems -- bad decision-making, a lack of transparency about the bad decision-making -- on full display. Even after the match, FIFA never explained why Brazil was awarded a re-kick following Solo's block of Christina's penalty kick. Instead of constructively seeking reform, however, the Brazilian side tried to free-ride off of FIFA's flaws. Marta constantly whined to the refs about the lack of Brazilian free kicks. Defender Erkia flopped onto the pitch in a transparent effort to stall play. Unless and until the BRIC countries learn to play cooperatively with the fading West, global governance will look as effective as FIFA's efforts to block corruption. Which is to say, not effective at all.

Readers are warmly encouraged to offer their own suggestions in the comments.

 

LESTER_GALULA

4:54 PM ET

July 11, 2011

Winning

America only cares about soccer if we're winning. Also, all of those paragraphs strained mightily to make a metaphor out of something that is, ultimately, a silly game.

 

ZATHRAS

5:07 PM ET

July 11, 2011

Don't think I can top this...

...but why no commentary from fellow FP bloggers?

Surely the women's soccer match between the United States and Brazil had some implications for the Israeli-Palestinian issue, or the latest dispute over when Class A uniforms should be worn in public by senior military officers. And I have to think that the American victory had something to do with the unappreciated virtues of the unfairly maligned Bush administration.

 

JBROCKLE

10:58 AM ET

July 12, 2011

Hehehe

I admit, I chuckled.

 

MAOSAYTONGUE

6:57 PM ET

July 11, 2011

LMAO

Drezner must be looking to get some feminist-tang; that's the only time a dude will pretend to care about any womens' sport other than figure skating and gymnastics.

The reason American girls can beat up on the rest of the world is because most of the best soccer countries have womanly women whose minds and wombs haven't been polluted by the western media and public education industry.

 

IAN

7:02 PM ET

July 11, 2011

Unfortunately,

I didn't see the game. But most sites that I frequent are US friendly and seem to portray a game where the refs were blatantly anti-American. Indeed, only one of the people in this article showed the other side. Perhaps there is more to the story than the pentaly re-kick and the red card that Americans can't see past.

Also, as Lester says, Americans only care about soccer because they are winning. Its the world's game, but not North America's. If the US falters in the semis, I guarantee the pundits will rail about the inadequecies and harshness of the refs and the obviously anti-American sentiment that permeates the Soccer world and anything else they can think about except the real reason why the US rarely tops soccer, their lack of care for a sport the rest of the world takes very seriously.

Finally, that Krauthammer guy is a complete idiot. Unless it was an attempt at some sort of humour about the US disregarding rules at their discrection. Even then, it fell pretty flat.

 

SONGSHU

12:31 AM ET

July 12, 2011

Wow

Is there some sort of Vizzini-Trumpie award for a blog commenter who completely misunderstands satire? I propose the "Ian" in honor of the fine gentleman above.

 

IGIVEUP

1:40 AM ET

July 12, 2011

I second the motion, Ian it shall be

Of course you have to cut him a bit of slack. Krauthammer does that to you.

 

RUSTLE

1:07 PM ET

July 12, 2011

High-larious

I found the column amusing but Ian is simply hysterical.

 

BUBBLE BURSTER

2:46 AM ET

July 12, 2011

Moslty brilliant

Loved the Freidman and the Slaughter. Kapaln was good to. Krauthammer was a little overwrought. "Will to power"???? Did you seriously lift a concept from Nietzche and impose on the Krautmeister???? Satire works best when it is not quite so blunt.

Overall though, and excellently fun post,

Someone, please do one for Drezner!!

 

NICOLAS19

1:47 PM ET

July 12, 2011

Drezner

"The sheer determination of the US soccer team reminded me of the unstoppable, ferocious yet noble onslaught of the upcoming zombie apocalypse. The players were running, the trainers were shouting and the fans across America were cheering as if the cup would mean a big bite of juicy brain for them..."

 

BUBBLE BURSTER

5:25 PM ET

July 12, 2011

good but....

I was hoping to see:

1. A reference to the official blog and,

2. An ironic strike-through.

 

SPACE FARMER

4:21 PM ET

July 12, 2011

Friedman

An excellent article. I'd only offer that Friedman would have mentioned the precise, affordable, and very green German high-seed rail and their impeccable cell phone service.

 

ALEX_WARD

5:44 PM ET

July 12, 2011

Fareed Zakaria

Zakaria:
"The U.S. will prosper in the medium- to long-term for three reasons: our dynamic population within the locker room; our innovative tactics on the field; and the fact that we should - and will - only make moves that are important to our interests. Indeed, there is no one-size-fits-all doctrine that we can simply place for every opponent. I challenge: is France the same as Brazil? No. Then why are the critics of Team USA asking for a doctrine? It makes sense that, sometimes, there are some tactics and scenarios that interest us, and others where we cannot use our precious capital. First, let's get our football house in order. Then, we can talk about a doctrine."

 

THE MAN WITH NO USERNAME

7:18 PM ET

July 13, 2011

Friedman

Spot on, but you forgot the part where he plugs in his latest book and explains why soccer is the sole reason germany will overtake America economically at some far flung yet oddly precise date.

 

TED PALVIK

7:16 PM ET

August 7, 2011

Most sites that I frequent

Most sites that I frequent are US friendly and seem to portray a game where the refs were blatantly anti-American. Indeed, only one of the people in this article showed the other side. Perhaps there is more to the story than the pentaly re-kick and the red card that Americans can't see past.Also, as Lester says, Americans only care about soccer because they are winning. Its the world's game, sázky but not North America's. If the US falters in the semis, I guarantee the pundits will rail about the inadequecies and harshness of the refs and the obviously anti-American sentiment that permeates the Soccer world and anything else they can think about except the real reason why the US rarely tops soccer.

 

Daniel W. Drezner is professor of international politics at the Fletcher School of Law and Diplomacy at Tufts University.

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