Your humble blogger has occasionally demonstrated an interest in the Star Wars saga, and, alas, I see over the weekend that a lot of nonsense and some occasional brilliance has been written about this topic.  Let's dive in! 

While Star Wars devotees are a cantankerous, obsessive, socially maladjusted and generally the-worst-parts-of-Kevin-Smith lot, but there is general agreement on two statements: 

1) The Empire Strikes Back is the best of the movies;

2)  None of films in the "prequel" trilogy are better than any of the films in the older trilogy.

Both of these statements might seem so obvious that they can usually be asserted as axioms without justification.  These canonical statements have been challenged this week, however.  Kevin Drum bravely and gamely tries to argue that Return of the Jedi is the best film in the series.  I won't quote him here but urge you to read the whole post.  It's not a bad argument per se, if it wasn't so horribly, horribly wrong. 

Basically, Drum argues that the film's strengths (the opening, the cinematography, the story arcs, the finale) outweigh the weaknesses (the Ewoks).  OK, but Drum elides Jedi's other major weaknesses, which include: 

A)  Leia's transformation from powerful princess to earth mother of Endor (seriously, her hair alone during the scenes in the Endor village knocks Jedi down a peg); 

B)  Luke and Leia having The Conversation, which even by Lucas' standards is badly-written and contains a statement by Leia that gets totally contradicted later in Revenge of The Sith; and 

C)  The Ewok attack on the shield generator.  As a kid, I always wondered why the Storm Troopers would wear what looked like bulky and awkward plastic armor that didn't seem to stop blaster fire.  I figured, "well, it's gotta be effective against more primitive weapons."  Nope, it turns out Ewok arrows can penetrate the stuff too!  WTF?  Did the Emperor get a special deal on the stuff from some Kamino contractors or what?  Even if the $852 quadrillion Death Star itself might have been cost-effective, Storm Trooper uniforms are a classic example of bloated Imperial procurement patterns. 

D)  Lucas f***ing up this movie even more with the special editions.  Oh, yay, now Vader says something in the climactic final sequence with the Emperor!  Thank the heavens, we now see Hayden Christensen's pouty face at the very end of Jedi, which, by the way, makes no f***ing sense whatsoever!!   

Now, all of this said, I think Drum provides a vigorous defense of Jedi's worth -- I think better of it now than before.  It's just that in comparison to Empire, it still falls short.  Why?  First, in contrast to Jedi, there really aren't any Ewoks to apologize for -- Episode V has none of those howlers.  The only weakness I can really think of in Empire is the slightly dodgy Imperial strategy involved in conquering the rebel base at Hoth.  

As for the strengths, there are many.  Beyond the surprising plot twists and climactic duel at Cloud City, Empire has three sequences that are worth watching: 

1)  The pursit of the Millennium Falcon through the asteroid field.  Just a top notch action sequence.  What the Falcon finds in the asteroid field -- and how they escape the Imperial fleet -- are also pleasant and jolting surprises. 

2)  Luke confronting the Dark Side in the Dagobah swamps.  This also contains one of the lovelier pieces of dialogue in the films  (LUKE:  What's in there? YODA:  Only what you take with you.)  It also deftly captures the dangers Luke faces as he learned the ways of the Force. 

3)  Han and Leia deepening their relationship.  Contrast their interactions in Empire with, say, Anakin and Padme in Attack of the Clones.  Wait, no, that's too low a bar.  Here's another way of thinking of it:  with the exception of Harrison Ford and Karen Allen in Raiders of the Lost Ark, one would be hard-pressed to find a burgeoning romance handled so deftly in the sci-fi/fantasy genre. 

Now some of these strengths are more, shall we say, grown-up strengths.  As a kid, I recall being frustrated by Empire because of how it left everything at loose ends.  Still, I would argue that the payoffs that come from Return of the Jedi are only as sweet because of The Empire Strikes Back

Still, bravo to Kevin for defending Jedi, because apparently there are some who would dare to argue that Revenge of the Sith is better than Return of the Jedi.  Which would be easy to ignore, if it wasn't a friggin' political scientist making this claim: 

I would submit that "Revenge of the Sith" is actually a better film that "Return of the Jedi." I recognize that this view, while probably not as controversial as Drum's, is still not the mainstream one. But the "Sith"story is much more coherent, staying fully focused on Anakin's fall. And the fall is masterfully executed and so complete in its outcome....

And Anakin's final fall is so complete, leaving him a smoldering, limbless pile of hate, screaming impotently at the best friend he'd been manipulating into despising, while the woman he was trying to save lays dying. And Obi Wan's final words to Anakin involve (finally!) something like acting. Ewan MacGregor somehow achieves the impossible, delivering an impassioned performance in a George Lucas film, venting both his disgust in Anakin and his own remorse for having trained him

Mercifully, "Sith" doesn't try to distract us with humorous or furry creatures. Jar Jar is silent. The droids do their jobs. The film is dark and bleak and allowed to remain that way. The few final scenes not focused directly on Anakin -- finding homes for the twins, the remaining Jedi going into hiding, the Death Star under construction -- serve only to set up Episode IV.

If I squint very hard, I can see Masket's arguments.  Several things hold me back from agreeing in any way with his conclusions, however.  First, the script in Revenge of the Sith is just so much worse than Return of the Jedi that I don't know where to begin.  In the last 40 minutes of Sith that almost doesn't matter, because the Obi-Wan/Anakin duel and the Emperor/Yoda clash are pretty good.  The problem is that, again, except for the bit that Masket references, practically every line of dialogue uttered in this film is either hackneyed or just God-awful.  It's not like Return of the Jedi, when you'd cringe at the occasional leaden sentence.  In Sith, it's Every.  Friggin'.  Sentence. 

Second, the character development in the prequel trilogy is so bad that it's tough to even care about Anakin's turn to the dark side.  I'd wager the only reason Masket cares is because he saw Episodes IV-VI first.  Only if you see them first would there be any reason to give a whit about what happens -- which, by the way, is an excellent reason to read this brilliant exposition of how a newcomer should watch the entire series.   

The conundrum that political scientists face is that even though the original trilogy contains the better films, the second trilogy has the better politics.  There are no politics in Episodes IV-VI, unless one counts Vader and the Emperor's wooing of Luke.  In the prequel trilogy, however, there are lots of parliamentary machinations, tussles between the Jedi Council and the Chancellor, Anakin's lust for power, and Darth Sidious' grand strategy for converting the Republic into an Empire. 

To a political scientist, that's good stuff.  To human beings interested in enjoying a film, it's tissue paper without things like strong characters, a good screenplay, and decent plotting. 

So, no, I must take the Very Brave and Contrarian position of defending the conventional wisdom.  The best movie is still The Empire Strikes Back, and while Revenge of the Sith is the best of the prequel trilogy, it doesn't hold a candle to Return of the Jedi

Oh, and this time... I don't care what you think.... because you do agree with me.  Move along, now. 

 

BRETT

7:07 AM ET

March 5, 2012

I like Phantom Menace

In the prequel trilogy, however, there are lots of parliamentary machinations, tussles between the Jedi Council and the Chancellor, Anakin's lust for power, and Darth Sidious' grand strategy for converting the Republic into an Empire.

Yes, and this is part of the reason why I like The Phantom Menace. The film is much more interesting when you realize that the whole situation is a phony conflict that Palpatine drummed up to get into the top office. Palpatine's a pretty smooth operator, too - Amidala escaping screwed up his original plan, but he maneuvered and managed to get her to declare the Vote of No Confidence regardless of that.

 

BLUE13326

12:01 PM ET

March 5, 2012

I agree 100%...and some of

I agree 100%...and some of the ham-fisted political points in the prequel trilogy seem really trite and forced, especially as they are usually coming out of the mouths of Jar-Jar or the horrible performances of Natalie Portman. Pr

 

GRANT

2:08 PM ET

March 5, 2012

While there wasn't much in

While there wasn't much in the way of politics in the original movies there was at least one line that gives the eternal justification for authoritarian leviathans. Darth Vader urging Luke to join him so that they can bring order to the galaxy. Every single authoritarian state* justifies it's exclusionary hold on power by arguing that only its system will keep the people safe**.

Unfortunately for the prequels, there were several scenes better highlighting tensions between the Jedi and politicians and the the reformists and Palpatine that would have nicely demonstrated both the problems of bureaucracy versus legislature and the tendency of executive figures to disappoint the honest members of the legislature (please no references to Bush or Obama, it gets old).

That said, I still have to note that this doesn't really have much to do with the site or foreign policy (though if Drezner wrote on the potential influence of extraterrestrials and interstellar states on foreign policy that would be an interesting read).

*Democracies as well, but democracies also have legitimacy from the fact that the people (or at least the people who bothered to vote) chose their government.
** Of course there's also 'only people of this ethnic/racial/religious/ideological group deserve to rule' but a desire for safety probably marks the strongest authoritarian states while ones that are consistently insecure after authoritarianism are probably the weakest.

 

ROB.HOSSAL

9:14 PM ET

March 5, 2012

Hoth Tactical Analysis

Dan,

The graphic you linked is incorrect about the Empire's tactical options at Hoth. The planet was protected by a shield, so they could not shoot from space. They had to send the "robo-dogs" to destroy the shield generator. Why they had legged instead of wheeled or tracked vehicles, I still don't know...

 

ZC

11:18 PM ET

March 5, 2012

Empire Rules

Even more could be said about Empire, it's clearly the crown jewel of the franchise in that it's the movie that improves the most with time (though the original may be the most fun, the -first- time you see it).

The other really clever thing about Empire is the subtlety of its plotting and its dualities. The movie opens with Han saving Luke from freezing; it concludes with Luke -failing- to save Han from freezing. The two subplots in the middle of the movie that could derail its unity are ingeniously tied together (Luke explores a mysterious cave that is not all it appears to be ... Han and the Falcon crew explore a mysterious cave that is not all it appears to be). Luke's battle within the cave, meanwhile, foreshadows the climactic revelation by Vader at the dramatic climax.

There's clever stuff in there that you can miss one, two, three times through the film. Unfortunately the later movies, while well-intentioned and more explicitly political, are about as subtle as,"MESSY, INEFFICIENT DEMOCRACY GOOD. POWERFUL, EFFICIENT TOTALITARIAN SOLUTIONS BAD. BAAAD!"

I will however give Lucas some credit for that one climactic line, "Only a Sith deals in absolutes." As a dialogue piece of course it's clunky as hell. Recited by Ewan McGregor in 2005, however ... It had a certain resonance, and people in the audience laughed and a few clapped when I first saw the film. It was something that needed to be said at the time, so I will give appropriate kudos to Lucas for putting it in there. Overall, though? Empire all the way.

 

KIESELGUHR KID

12:12 AM ET

March 6, 2012

Whining purist nerd boys

I'm not a big fan of the _Star Wars_ movies, and I haven't been since adolescence -- look, folks, it ain't Fellini. But if you are a big fan, that's cool, whatever.

But I hate hate hate the nerd boys who are continuing to whine about Lucas' digital modification to the original films. We spend forever complaining that artists "sell out" their ideas or vision for commercial success. Well, Lucas has to be pretty damn sure now that if he makes any tiny change, millions of unsexed fangeeks will moan endlessly and boycott the film and it will lose him money in sales, plus whatever the digital wizardry costs. But he goes ahead and does it anyway because he thinks it's more true to his artistic sensibility -- which, again, ain't Fellini's -- and that's more important than the bottom line. Dammit, we should give him an award for that instead of bitching.

 

ZATHRAS

2:08 AM ET

March 6, 2012

Empire is better now

I remember thinking less of The Empire Strikes Back when it came out in 1980, because of the Yoda character. What I held against him was that he sounded exactly like the Muppet Fozzy Bear (because he was voiced by the same guy, Frank Oz), which just sounded weird to me. I kept expecting him to hit Luke with a really terrible joke during the Jedi training sequence.

I should also say a word on behalf of the original Star Wars, which gets knocked down by modern filmgoers raised on films that used it as their inspiration. Sure, Star Wars has some wooden dialog, and suffered some in remastering (e.g. the whole Han Solo fired first thing). But at the time it came out, it was an experience, one of the very few movies that changed the entire industry almost immediately. When the Falcon went to light speed for the first time, I remember a whole theater gasping like a crowd seeing a spectacular finale on the fourth of July.

 

ZC

11:01 PM ET

March 6, 2012

Jabir

After his scientific accomplishments, he llater moved to Tattooine, where his name was slightly altered and he acquired the surname, "The Hut."

 

MARKETMAMA

5:55 PM ET

March 8, 2012

Revenge and then some

I first watched Star Wars in 2006- having turned 21 only a few months prior to that. Sky, for some reason would 'showcase' the entire series in an eternal loop. Mind you, I have only seen the trailers of the first two episodes and was sufficiently disgusted by them.

That's when Revenge of the Sith happened. It was quite a shock for me because even with Hayden's questionable acting skills - the movie proved to be truly engaging. So much so, that I finished watching the entire series on the same day (III, IV,V, VI - then I & II).

I guess, the time and age of the viewer would matter a lot when discussing about the relative greatness of any movie/series which has spanned almost thirty years.

If someone says that the 'new' ones are utterly stupid when compared to the original awesome trilogy - I would also have to point out that Return of the Jedi is probably the worst conclusion ever to have followed such an amazing 2nd part. In fact, other than the novelty of it all , the first Star Wars movie itself is not something that stays with you forever.

Both Empire Strikes Back and Revenge of the Sith hold much interest to me and as such they signify the best of both eras- having seen them as isolated individual movies, not bound to any order (I concede- if I had watched Menace and Clones first before Sith - I doubt I would have enjoyed it so much). To know that Vader is actually Luke's father (though our present generation could have/probably did see that coming) is a first -rate twist if there ever was any. Similarly, when Obi-Wan says, "You were the chosen one! It was said that you'd destroy the Sith - not join them! Bring balance to the Force - not leave it in Darkness!"- you cannot help but feel let-down by the futility of it all. You forget all the bad acting, poor character-development, ugly CGI- everything. You only remember how easy it is to embrace the darkness inside you- if you only just stray a little. Who knows whether all the infamous totalitarians of the world probably had a similar goal- trying to save their loved ones only to end up killing thousands.

 

MAXIMB

1:40 PM ET

March 20, 2012

You are wrong. They do hate

You are wrong. They do hate our freedom, esp. our religious freedom, and the freedom women have. Google women in the middle east and see the freedoms we enjoy that they do not. You can go to jail for being raped. You must dress in the customary garb Women are not thought of as equal. It is not our foreign policy they hate, it is our customs and religion, and the power and riches we have. We do not force dictatorships on other country's..

"Is rio orange war always forfait mobile illimite inevitable ?"
MaximB

 

Daniel W. Drezner is professor of international politics at the Fletcher School of Law and Diplomacy at Tufts University.

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